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Cottage Bocce Association
Player Biographies
DefconNed
Original member of the Board of Directors, Chief tournament organizer and 2 time Champion.

bigal
Original member of the Board of Directors, 2018 Champion, former Best Player to Never Win


Jerbarker
Original member of the Board of Directors, Defending Champion, Inventor of the CJDT and FNI Techniques.

ChangHui
Whipping boy, overall poor athlete, last ranked bocce competitor, heavy consumer of Crown Royal and 'Ronies.




ColinSharp
Functional until 10am, then the curtain slowly comes down until he's asleep in BA's truck.


Mikekorczynski
Likes to wear spandex and ride for hours. Will get drunk and insult your ethnicity or race.

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