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Player Biographies

unclepony

Original member of the Board of Directors and the only 3 time Champion.

DefconNed

Original member of the Board of Directors, Chief tournament organizer and 2 time Champion.

CynthiaNeilson

Owner of the Neilson Cottage, Original member of the Peanut Gallery.

bigal

Original member of the Board of Directors, 2018 Champion, former Best Player to Never Win

fake doctoramy

The first person to submit their Bio, not a real Doctor. 

Jerbarker

Original member of the Board of Directors, Defending Champion, Inventor of the CJDT and FNI Techniques.

ChangHui

Whipping boy, overall poor athlete, last ranked bocce competitor, heavy consumer of Crown Royal and 'Ronies.

HBJoti

Original member of the Peanut Gallery, Bad at Bocce, sometimes Sha-nae-nae.

CharHerrold

Original member of the Peanut Gallery. Extrmely strong heckling skills.

KateSharp

Neilson Cottage OG, super-flexible, mostly drunk.

ColinSharp

Functional until 10am, then the curtain slowly comes down until he's asleep in BA's truck.

CezanDuong

Too preoccupied with fitness to place the necessary focus on Bocce.

FredLight

Good Kingston Boy, likes weed & Joti

Mikekorczynski

Likes to wear spandex and ride for hours. Will get drunk and insult your ethnicity or race.

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